jobless trisome 

Prathmesh Crush

He is the most frustrated in matter of girls.

Now i will tell u his model of theory and predictions which are no where to real world

Prathmesh in 2nd year
he think that he is in IIT and that too in mech so now if he proposes any girl and tell her that he is from IIT then that girl will flatened on him(shakal toh dekh saale).....basically ye inherent chutiya hai

and u now what he made a different email id for that purpose prathemeshkhare_iitm something like this to pseud put of IIT

and what happen................................
he proposed in his first mail to her .ye usko bas naam se janata hai no friendship before that and added many times in orkut ...............for about a year he spent in that(process still going...)
Result ...........................got rejected infinite times..................

next chutiyap of ibulb will be posted soon

-------
Ajay

for a change...

this one is about the usual author (vamshi)....

this is a mail he sent to the author of this post(prabhu)..

context:
prabhu was cribbing about not getting gmail chat in the mail window

""I think we are not getting the chat in our gmail accounts because ..
we are not allowing them
we are logged on all the time ...
when will they put it ...
so check gmail only once a day now on till you get the chat ""


this is posted only to show how much we check mail and for no other purpose...prabhu is not responsible for any inference drawn about vamshi.... ;-)


((((((|||| edited ||||))))))
its me now ..vamshi ...you were listening to prabhu till now ..
its true that prabhu will be getting hundreds of mails daily ... and he will be replying them too.. with one word answers like ...lol , rotl , kt, etc etc .,

I should confess now ... I won't be active in gmail , but I will be logged on in orkut to check If I got any scraps .. I do get ...one per day ....thats it ..
you can see the difference ....

anyway sorry for interupting we will continue with khare 's blog ... he is giving us enough info for his blog daily ..

Blonde

venue: a restaurant
time : just after waching the rang de basanti movie ...something like 10:30 PM

We all went to the restaurant and ordered what we want ...and the seating was shown below ...
we four sat around a table ..and there were three blondes behind us ...I mean before Khare . Khare quickly gave an order and started looking towards left ..towards 'some boys' ....
he quickly bents his head and suddenly looks at them ...as shown in the figure with 'light blue' coloured lines and the direction ...
this continued even after we got the food we ordered ...
he was doing that continously once in every 5 seconds... remaining time pretends to eat..
three of us started jokes on khare ..he wasn't listening to us ...then I realised his unusual behavior .. I asked Khare ." khare ..What are you seeying at ???"
he didn't cared to reply . I asked again ..same answer (I mean ..no answer)..
this continued for some 10 minutes ...
he was continuosly looking in that way ..
..
suddenly he stopped and started looking backwards ..dheeraj asked what happened ..
Khare told the blondes saw him looking at her ....
then I asked him , why was he looking at the boys ...
then khare replied "I was looking at the blondes , but it won't be nice to look at them directly ..so, I was pretending as if I was looking at the boys."
what ??????...
he was looking very frquently ..once in every 10 seconds ..that was too much ...
now Prabhu got a doubt , what would the blonde girls be thinking ..some guy not looking at them ..instead looking at other boys ...
I laughed.

Fundaes...

"He thinks he is intelligent.I donot know who told him." a snippet from his orkut testimonial.
he puts many fundaes on life,body building ,women ..etc..
We want to enlighten you all...too
scene 1
place : khare's clean and tidy room,
time: after dinner

vamshi: arey ..why do you think Abhishek Bachan got so many female fan following..is it that he is smart, or is it that he acts well , or because of the stardom from his father ???
prabhu: dooon't know..!!
khare: because he has money...
vamshi: (very much confused..) did you hear my question properly
khare : yeah.. why Abhishek has so many girls following ..nah !!
vamshi: (now with a face ..oh God save me!!!)
khare: arey !! its a fact . girls always see money ...
vamshi: what !!!?????
khare : girls always see money (in a very calm and confident tone)
vamshi : (same state..confused) even for fan following ?????????????
khare : (very confident) yeah...
vamshi: ( now almost crying) arey !! fans raa.. how can someone see money and become fan ..
prabhu: then how many fans should lakshmi mittal have ???
khare: no raa!!! they see money I know ...
vamshi: (speechless)

discussion went on for some 10 minutes ,Khare was telling he came to know about this after reading magazines and newspapers ...when asked did they mention that girls admire heroes seeying the money ..he was silent !! (actually bulbing..)
.............................
scene2


place : styam theatre
time: 5:30 evening

we have
gone to the theatre to watch rang de basanti ..we didn't get the tickets ....and were planning to go to other theatre....and our hero was looking at girls near by.

khare : arey see there ...those girls are alone
vamshi: alone ??
khare : without boyfriends
vamshi: oh! great try another day ..
khare: they will go to lesser ticket
vamshi: why ?? (as usual confused)
khare : generally girls ..if they are alone they won't spent much money..
vamshi: ...again...
khare : yeah it's true....

we actually were in hurry to go to other theatre ..so it stopped there
.............
scene 3

Khare after successfully getting his dream job started concentrating on his appearance. Unfortunate crew ..dheeraj,prabhu and vamshi had to witness sudden changes in the behavior of Mr.Khare . He is cleaning his room , washing his cloths,bathing daily !!! and morever wanted to bath twice a day ...He started going to swimming and can you believe ..Gym!! ofcourse Dheeraj and lallu are also with him.He started eating an half-dozen of eggs and 300ml of milk daily.
Interesting part of this story is the special interest and pity shown by the instructor in the gym.He started showing Khare to warn others ...ofcourse indirectly.(not looking at khare but pointing him)

one fine day ...


venue: Institute Gym
time: one evening in the first week of their Gym days

Instructor: In the first week have 2 to 3 blocks while doing the excersice ....next week increase to 4to 5 and so on ...

Khare was not paying much attention to him.
Dheeraj was happy to hear the lesser weight to lift and kept three blocks for his excercise. His unfortunate eyes happen to look at Khare's blocks .... usual human beings would expect him to have 2 or 3 blocks....but he had 6 blocks .
Dheeraj: arey he told to have only 3 raa.. why are you having so many blocks.
Khare : (gives one careless smile ) If you do with 3 blocks ..your body will be habituated to 3 blocks ..and you will have muscles proportionate to it ...even if you do more blocks ..your muscle structure won't change, and morever I want more strength to my hands.
Dheeraj: (smiling..) why do you want more strength to your hands ra...
Khare : (feeling shy) I have to lift my wife nah !!
dheeraj : ( all smile faded away...)

....................................

scene 4

venue: Placement Office notice board, IIT madras
time : evening ..
This incident might need to be revised later as the details provided are not accurate as the witness was not enquired properly.But not to disappoint you the dialogues by Khare are exactly the same...

dheeraj: (pointing to an announcement ) arey ..get this job no !! you will get 50 lacs..
...after a short pause....
khare: haa yaar !! thab tho heroine bhi mil jayenge ( his eyes full of joy ..may be started dreaming)

I don't think I need to tell what khare does .....jab heroine miljaayenge. pucho math !! ...I can't write it here...

.............

rock

place : mandak mess
time : dinner

vamshi: Khare..!! What will you do if someone is coming to hit you ...???
prabhu: someone like rock ...with all muscles and all...
vamshi: nice try!! someone like me ...
khare : you ....its enough I blow you ....(to vamshi)
vamshi: ok raa... someone like prabhu ...
khare : ......
vamshi: tell nah !!!
lingo : arey ..tell raa !!!
khare : .....
vamshi: tell ...
prabhu: tell raa...ok !! Imagine this was the question asked you in HLL interview ...
lingo : yeah ..yeah ....
khare : ......
khare : I will hit him( HLL director) ... and ask him if you can't escape ,how can you expect from me ...
vamshi prabhu and lingo : (..little birds flying around the head ....)
.....
after few minutes...
vamshi ,prabhu and lingo : tell ....
khare : I will just move aside and escape ...
vamshi : arey it's not a bullet or something like that to move ....
khare :it is a rock nah !!!
vamshi : heart attack
prabhu : fainted ...
lingo : forgot who he is ...
khare : bulbing !!!!
:::reasons::::

1. what happened to all ...
2. where did he bulb ....
3. why do he always bulb ....

Are you bulbing ...he thought a stone was coming towards him ....
...............
after 5 min
all recovered ...
....after 10 min ....
this blog started ...

he came to know why he was bulbing ..only after reading this blog

Khare and bulb

What is bulb???
Bulb is the Prathmesh's default state of mind.
ok ok ...bulb is the state of mind of being blank ..not having even a clue of what is happening ...

And this is the state of our beloved friend PrathmeshKhare (Henceforth he will be called Khare)
This blog is dedicated to his bulbing ....please bookmark it ...(Don't bulb ..just press ctrl+D)
Shall be updated regularly ...