Fundaes...

"He thinks he is intelligent.I donot know who told him." a snippet from his orkut testimonial.
he puts many fundaes on life,body building ,women ..etc..
We want to enlighten you all...too
scene 1
place : khare's clean and tidy room,
time: after dinner

vamshi: arey ..why do you think Abhishek Bachan got so many female fan following..is it that he is smart, or is it that he acts well , or because of the stardom from his father ???
prabhu: dooon't know..!!
khare: because he has money...
vamshi: (very much confused..) did you hear my question properly
khare : yeah.. why Abhishek has so many girls following ..nah !!
vamshi: (now with a face ..oh God save me!!!)
khare: arey !! its a fact . girls always see money ...
vamshi: what !!!?????
khare : girls always see money (in a very calm and confident tone)
vamshi : (same state..confused) even for fan following ?????????????
khare : (very confident) yeah...
vamshi: ( now almost crying) arey !! fans raa.. how can someone see money and become fan ..
prabhu: then how many fans should lakshmi mittal have ???
khare: no raa!!! they see money I know ...
vamshi: (speechless)

discussion went on for some 10 minutes ,Khare was telling he came to know about this after reading magazines and newspapers ...when asked did they mention that girls admire heroes seeying the money ..he was silent !! (actually bulbing..)
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scene2


place : styam theatre
time: 5:30 evening

we have
gone to the theatre to watch rang de basanti ..we didn't get the tickets ....and were planning to go to other theatre....and our hero was looking at girls near by.

khare : arey see there ...those girls are alone
vamshi: alone ??
khare : without boyfriends
vamshi: oh! great try another day ..
khare: they will go to lesser ticket
vamshi: why ?? (as usual confused)
khare : generally girls ..if they are alone they won't spent much money..
vamshi: ...again...
khare : yeah it's true....

we actually were in hurry to go to other theatre ..so it stopped there
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scene 3

Khare after successfully getting his dream job started concentrating on his appearance. Unfortunate crew ..dheeraj,prabhu and vamshi had to witness sudden changes in the behavior of Mr.Khare . He is cleaning his room , washing his cloths,bathing daily !!! and morever wanted to bath twice a day ...He started going to swimming and can you believe ..Gym!! ofcourse Dheeraj and lallu are also with him.He started eating an half-dozen of eggs and 300ml of milk daily.
Interesting part of this story is the special interest and pity shown by the instructor in the gym.He started showing Khare to warn others ...ofcourse indirectly.(not looking at khare but pointing him)

one fine day ...


venue: Institute Gym
time: one evening in the first week of their Gym days

Instructor: In the first week have 2 to 3 blocks while doing the excersice ....next week increase to 4to 5 and so on ...

Khare was not paying much attention to him.
Dheeraj was happy to hear the lesser weight to lift and kept three blocks for his excercise. His unfortunate eyes happen to look at Khare's blocks .... usual human beings would expect him to have 2 or 3 blocks....but he had 6 blocks .
Dheeraj: arey he told to have only 3 raa.. why are you having so many blocks.
Khare : (gives one careless smile ) If you do with 3 blocks ..your body will be habituated to 3 blocks ..and you will have muscles proportionate to it ...even if you do more blocks ..your muscle structure won't change, and morever I want more strength to my hands.
Dheeraj: (smiling..) why do you want more strength to your hands ra...
Khare : (feeling shy) I have to lift my wife nah !!
dheeraj : ( all smile faded away...)

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scene 4

venue: Placement Office notice board, IIT madras
time : evening ..
This incident might need to be revised later as the details provided are not accurate as the witness was not enquired properly.But not to disappoint you the dialogues by Khare are exactly the same...

dheeraj: (pointing to an announcement ) arey ..get this job no !! you will get 50 lacs..
...after a short pause....
khare: haa yaar !! thab tho heroine bhi mil jayenge ( his eyes full of joy ..may be started dreaming)

I don't think I need to tell what khare does .....jab heroine miljaayenge. pucho math !! ...I can't write it here...

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